Man, I can't tell you how sorry I am that I missed this year's 14th Annual Summer Redneck Games, a competition held yearly in East Dublin, Georgia. Fiercely proud hillbillies from across the deep South compete in the following contests: the Armpit Serenade, Bobbin' for Pigs Feet, the Mud Pit Belly Flo, and Watermelon Seed Spitting.
Oh well. I suppose there's always next year. Better practice my pig feet bobbin' skills.
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