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Ew. Those Ain't Apples He's Bobbing For

Jul 15, 2010 04:00 PM

Man, I can't tell you how sorry I am that I missed this year's 14th Annual Summer Redneck Games, a competition held yearly in East Dublin, Georgia. Fiercely proud hillbillies from across the deep South compete in the following contests: the Armpit Serenade, Bobbin' for Pigs Feet, the Mud Pit Belly Flo, and Watermelon Seed Spitting.

Oh well. I suppose there's always next year. Better practice my pig feet bobbin' skills.

Man in a patriotic hat and sunglasses flexing his arm while another person gestures with a microphone.

A boy joyfully flexing his muscles while being lifted by a man, both smiling in a casual outdoor setting.

Two people walking down a road carrying a cooler with the words "Drink, Drank, Drunk."

Person diving into a muddy pit in front of a cheering crowd.

A crowd watches a man holding a large stick at an outdoor event.

A man jumping into a muddy pit during a lively outdoor event.

Couple kissing in a body of water while wearing patriotic hats and holding cans.

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